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Marrying a Chicago Girl
Three friends married women from different parts of the country.....
The first man married a woman from Utah . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean houseand dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from California . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Chicago . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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I Fell in Love at the Apple Store
This couldn’t wait for a Happy Friday post, so Happy Monday!!
Dennis’ Worst Nightmare
I recently came upon a blog (thanks to Twitter and the David Crowder Band) called Animals with Lightsabers. Basically, people photoshop lightsabers into pictures of animals. Funny stuff.
Today, however, I couldn't muster a laugh. You see, my friend Dennis has a long-standing war with squirrels. It's an eons old battle pitting the forces of good (Dennis) against the forces of evil (Squirrels). Each side has a history of one-upping each other. After seeing one of this weekends posts, I have a feeling Dennis is in for a rough battle. The squirrels have lightsabers:

Godspeed, Dennis. May the good Lord have mercy on your soul.
I’mma let you finish
ROTF Razzi had a Kayne photoshop contest recently. Here are the winners:
And the crowning achievement:
1st Place
Maybe the planners of the awards shows will take note and either not invite him anymore, or shrink-wrap him to his chair...
