Marrying a Chicago Girl
Three friends married women from different parts of the country.....
The first man married a woman from Utah . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean houseand dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from California . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Chicago . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
Chicago Shots
I recently found a new photoblog - The Windy Pixel. The vast majority of the shots are from around Chicago and a lot are HDR. Stunning stuff. It really fits nicely with my other photo faves:
Add them to your daily blog read - you won't be disappointed.
28
What's 28 mean to you?
To me there are a few meanings...
- Hannah's golden birthday
- My age when Nate was born
- The number of one arm pushups I can do... Ha! I crack myself up...
To those of us that park in downtown Chicago, 28 has a whole new meaning:
The number of quarters it takes to park for two hours.
The citizens aren't taking it too well.
Looks like King Daley and the Princes of Chicago made another smoove move by privatizing the meters.
Story from The Consumerist:
Parking Meter Revolt: Chicagoans Are Vandalizing Parking Meters In Protest!
from Consumerist by Meg Marco

The Chicago parking meter saga continues today with a post from theexpiredmeter.com, a blog about Chicago parking tickets and how to fight them. The post has photos of parking meters being spray painted, destroyed and otherwise defaced. Guess people aren't too thrilled with paying 28 quarters for 2 hours in the Loop...
An entire block of parking meters, numbering nearly 20, were spotted along west Irving Park in the Albany Park neighborhood, that had both the front and back of their heads spray painted black. Once spray painted, these meters are unreadable by Parking Enforcement Aides and therefore, vehicles can't be ticketed as it's impossible to see if the meters were fed or not.
Some angry citizens are going for the simple approach and simply peeling the stickers off the meters so that they don't have the instructions required by law.
One tipster named Brian says, "In some cases, these decals just peel right off the front of the meter with little or no effort. When these stickers were originally applied, the weather was very cold and it seems the adhesive didn't adhere correctly. These stickers just come right off. They also appear to be too big to fit into the recessed area they are being placed in. Yet another case of someone in charge not knowing what they are doing."
Other tactics that have been documented include, gluing quarters into the slots with superglue, ripping the meters out of the ground, stealing the coin box, and filling the meter with pennies so it breaks.
Apparently, the pennies don't register as money, but they do break the meter.
"We are finding a lot of pennies and nickels in coin slots," confirmed one LAZ Parking employee we confronted on the street. He wouldn't give us his name, his job it is to repair parking meters. "We see a lot of that going on."
And then, there's this:
Has The Parking Meter Revolt Begun? [The Expired Meter] (Thanks, Lindsay!)




